Tag: canada
member name: Ed Williams
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December 15, 2009 04:40 PM EST --
This is America.
Someone told me my articles drew folks away from theirs on Tuesdays.
They gave me a good natured but hard time about it.
I don’t think they’re right, but I like them. . . .
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January 31, 2009 05:48 AM EST --
Is that subtle or what?
With the answer being kinda obvious, let's sally right forth into today's discussion. I can remember way, way back, had to be around 1963 or so, watching TV one Saturday . . .
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December 05, 2009 06:23 AM EST --
Remember back in our childhoods just how long Christmas Eve nights seemed to be? I sure do. And I remember one in particular that’ll stay with me ‘til the day I die. The story behind it went . . .
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November 28, 2009 06:37 AM EST --
In no particular order of Christmas season suck-age…..
Fruitcakes! I hate fruitcakes! Heavy, fruit chunk-laden bricks of bread-y sludge that will stop you up and slow you down faster . . .
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December 06, 2009 08:21 AM EST --
What am I thankful for?
A glass of beer, a lusty whore?
Why I’m thankful for all of that and more,
Because my name is Ed.
A bowl of Atomic Fireballs is my friend,
Give me one, . . .
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December 12, 2009 06:29 AM EST --
Many, many thanks to everyone who commented and/or entered this contest. For Selene, Mandy, and Barb, it'll be an honor to send out your copies this coming Monday. And to everyone who commented here . . .
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February 07, 2009 06:48 AM EST --
Here at Gather, it seems that one of the most commonly seen/read laments involves members who receive poor ratings on their writings, videos, pictures, or whatever. Many times it's obvious that someone's . . .
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March 11, 2009 06:41 PM EDT --
Sometimes I really wonder about kids today. I was pulling some bread, mayo, and ham out of the refrigerator this past Saturday evening in order to fix myself a ham sandwich. I wasn't ravenously hungry . . .
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March 17, 2009 06:39 PM EDT --
Remember last week when I wrote that article about mayonnaise sandwiches? Remember I said that if I got some comments from fellow Gatherers telling me they'd actually eaten mayonnaise sandwiches that . . .
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October 04, 2009 06:25 AM EDT --
God, ain’t it the truth?
Here’s what spurs the above – yesterday morning I logged onto Gather and saw at least six different articles in my feeds, all about the exact same political . . .
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November 07, 2009 06:03 AM EST --
Y’all ever wonder why some people seem to have such a hard time finding gainful employment? Well, after reading this epistle you may better understand some of the reasons why. Today I’m going . . .
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November 08, 2009 06:32 AM EST --
I really do, I would be naked all the time if I could be - and here’s why:
1. My clothing bill would be a whole lot cheaper.
2. I think it’s healthy to let the “package” dangle . . .
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November 10, 2009 03:45 PM EST --
It’s amazing what some joint father-son television viewing can reveal. Just last week, Will summoned me into the den to watch a program called, "The World's Most Bizarre Home Videos."
They sure . . .
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July 19, 2009 07:15 AM EDT --
(During the annual Christmas celebration at the Juliette Methodist Church, December 1972, as told by a 17 year old Ed Williams. We pick it up at this tender point...)
You total these two women up, . . .
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August 25, 2009 05:51 PM EDT --
I did very well, thank you! Or thank y'all, if you're south of the Mason-Dixon....
For the first ticket, which I was given for passing over a double yellow line, I simply pled “nolo contendre” . . .
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November 25, 2009 08:01 AM EST --
And who better than my pretty, sweet friend Joyce L. to write it. For those of y'all who have asked what the book is about, go here:
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977916785 . . .
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November 26, 2009 09:47 AM EST --
Right on Thanksgiving Day, Bethie has given me something else to be very thankful for, and that's another review of "ChristmaSin'!" Y'all can read it right here:
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977920722 . . .
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January 03, 2009 05:53 AM EST --
Gotcha to look, didn't I?
I also hope I pulled y'all in enough to induce you to read a bit further. Actually, what I really wanted to talk about was a message that I received a few days ago . . .
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February 10, 2009 05:02 PM EST --
Before we get started today, let me tell y'all that what you're about to read here is the absolute truth. The absolute, unvarnished truth. I swear it on every one of my Elvis and BTO CDs. Now, . . .
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February 14, 2009 05:50 AM EST --
Someone sends my one group 87 pictures of themselves in basically the exact same poses over and over and over again.
I hear the term "pass it forward."
A Gatherer . . .
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