Tag: heiny
member name: Ed Williams
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December 15, 2009 04:40 PM EST --
This is America.
Someone told me my articles drew folks away from theirs on Tuesdays.
They gave me a good natured but hard time about it.
I don’t think they’re right, but I like them. . . .
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December 06, 2008 06:30 AM EST --
You slip up and mention out loud to a friend that you got pinged six times today!
You begin wondering just which of the avatars are real pictures, and which ones were taken a long time ago.
You . . .
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December 13, 2008 07:04 AM EST --
My boss was talking to me the other day, and in the course of our conversation he mentioned that he had just talked to an old friend who lived in Cackle Corner, Georgia. Naturally, I figured I was getting . . .
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December 17, 2008 06:12 AM EST --
Most of you who've ever read my writings know that I'm a son of the South. A proud son of the South. I enjoy living here, I enjoy writing here, I enjoy raising a little hell every now and . . .
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November 02, 2009 05:55 AM EST --
The official webpage is:
www.ChristmaSinTheBook.com
And if y'all would consider ordering one, it would be much, much appreciated!
If you'd like a trade paperback copy, go here:
http://www.champagnebooks.com/books/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1_24&products_id=330 . . .
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November 29, 2009 07:40 AM EST --
And I’m serious – I am!
Don’t blame me for the idea, either. I actually got it from Gather and from Tom Gerace, our esteemed owner/founder. As background, I’ve noticed over the . . .
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December 06, 2009 08:21 AM EST --
What am I thankful for?
A glass of beer, a lusty whore?
Why I’m thankful for all of that and more,
Because my name is Ed.
A bowl of Atomic Fireballs is my friend,
Give me one, . . .
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December 12, 2009 06:29 AM EST --
Many, many thanks to everyone who commented and/or entered this contest. For Selene, Mandy, and Barb, it'll be an honor to send out your copies this coming Monday. And to everyone who commented here . . .
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April 14, 2009 06:49 PM EDT --
I know ya'll are gonna think I'm pulling your legs, but I swear on a stack of BTO CDs that I received the following email just a couple of days ago....
Ed,
I just wanted to drop you a . . .
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April 19, 2009 09:02 AM EDT --
Lately, I've been doing a lot of traveling in connection with my writing. The past three months alone I've driven to Sylva, North Carolina, Louisville, Kentucky, and Destin, Florida. Overall, . . .
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May 02, 2009 06:41 AM EDT --
(PLEASE DON'T READ THE FOLLOWING - WE HAVE EMBARRASSINGLY TOO MANY VIEWS AND COMMENTS AS IT IS! IT WENT TO NUMBER ONE MOST VIEWED ON GATHER 5/2/09 - CUT THAT STUFF OUT!)
Sometimes . . .
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July 18, 2009 06:33 AM EDT --
Damn the luck!
Well, let me go ahead and take that back. Much as I’d like to ascribe all this to luck or chance, the truth is that I did something yesterday morning I shouldn’t have done, . . .
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October 04, 2009 06:25 AM EDT --
God, ain’t it the truth?
Here’s what spurs the above – yesterday morning I logged onto Gather and saw at least six different articles in my feeds, all about the exact same political . . .
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October 10, 2009 06:29 AM EDT --
I guess it’s just human nature to want to put a positive face or slant on things, and nowhere is that any more obvious than when you talk about something being ugly. People will wince when you say . . .
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October 31, 2009 06:05 AM EDT --
Some time ago, in a Southern city close by for some and yet far away for others, there lived a friend. Let’s say for our purposes today that his name was Bob. And Bob enjoyed a most marvelous and . . .
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November 10, 2009 03:45 PM EST --
It’s amazing what some joint father-son television viewing can reveal. Just last week, Will summoned me into the den to watch a program called, "The World's Most Bizarre Home Videos."
They sure . . .
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July 11, 2009 06:34 AM EDT --
Whenever I get to thinking that I might have a bit on the ball, might have a goodly functioning brain, or might have a decent amount of common sense, I do something that causes me to really, really wonder. . . .
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January 03, 2009 05:53 AM EST --
Gotcha to look, didn't I?
I also hope I pulled y'all in enough to induce you to read a bit further. Actually, what I really wanted to talk about was a message that I received a few days ago . . .
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February 14, 2009 05:50 AM EST --
Someone sends my one group 87 pictures of themselves in basically the exact same poses over and over and over again.
I hear the term "pass it forward."
A Gatherer . . .
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February 18, 2009 06:18 PM EST --
I hate telephones. Of all the type telephones that are made, I hate cell phones worst of all!
If I were a betting man (which I am), I'd say that most of you out there wouldn't agree with my . . .
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