Tag: humor
member name: Ed Williams
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December 15, 2009 04:40 PM EST --
This is America.
Someone told me my articles drew folks away from theirs on Tuesdays.
They gave me a good natured but hard time about it.
I don’t think they’re right, but I like them. . . .
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November 22, 2008 06:31 AM EST --
Last week I published an article here on Gather.com about the joys of growing bald, and I happened to mention at the end of it that I would soon be serenading y'all with an article about . . .
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December 06, 2008 06:30 AM EST --
You slip up and mention out loud to a friend that you got pinged six times today!
You begin wondering just which of the avatars are real pictures, and which ones were taken a long time ago.
You . . .
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January 31, 2009 05:48 AM EST --
Is that subtle or what?
With the answer being kinda obvious, let's sally right forth into today's discussion. I can remember way, way back, had to be around 1963 or so, watching TV one Saturday . . .
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December 13, 2008 07:04 AM EST --
My boss was talking to me the other day, and in the course of our conversation he mentioned that he had just talked to an old friend who lived in Cackle Corner, Georgia. Naturally, I figured I was getting . . .
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December 17, 2008 06:12 AM EST --
Most of you who've ever read my writings know that I'm a son of the South. A proud son of the South. I enjoy living here, I enjoy writing here, I enjoy raising a little hell every now and . . .
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June 19, 2009 05:54 AM EDT --
I have a gripping tale of suspense for y'all today!
First, would y'all be amazed to know that I haven't even been here at Gather for the past week? It's true! A group of North Korean Communist sympathizers . . .
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November 29, 2009 07:40 AM EST --
And I’m serious – I am!
Don’t blame me for the idea, either. I actually got it from Gather and from Tom Gerace, our esteemed owner/founder. As background, I’ve noticed over the . . .
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December 27, 2008 05:43 AM EST --
You know, I never thought I'd be writing an article like this. That being said, have y'all ever found yourselves in a situation as a writer where you've seen enough and read enough of something . . .
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February 07, 2009 06:48 AM EST --
Here at Gather, it seems that one of the most commonly seen/read laments involves members who receive poor ratings on their writings, videos, pictures, or whatever. Many times it's obvious that someone's . . .
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March 17, 2009 06:39 PM EDT --
Remember last week when I wrote that article about mayonnaise sandwiches? Remember I said that if I got some comments from fellow Gatherers telling me they'd actually eaten mayonnaise sandwiches that . . .
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April 14, 2009 06:49 PM EDT --
I know ya'll are gonna think I'm pulling your legs, but I swear on a stack of BTO CDs that I received the following email just a couple of days ago....
Ed,
I just wanted to drop you a . . .
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July 26, 2009 04:19 PM EDT --
Isn’t it amazing what our brains can gather from just our day-to-day existence?
If that doesn’t gather up certain thoughts for y’all, then maybe this will clear things up as to the . . .
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November 07, 2009 06:03 AM EST --
Y’all ever wonder why some people seem to have such a hard time finding gainful employment? Well, after reading this epistle you may better understand some of the reasons why. Today I’m going . . .
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November 08, 2009 06:32 AM EST --
I really do, I would be naked all the time if I could be - and here’s why:
1. My clothing bill would be a whole lot cheaper.
2. I think it’s healthy to let the “package” dangle . . .
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May 24, 2009 06:55 AM EDT --
If someone asked me who the greatest cartoon character of all-time is, I'd have no doubt as to who I'd pick. Mickey Mouse? Well, he was great, but that high pitched voice of his got on my nerves pretty . . .
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September 01, 2009 07:32 PM EDT --
In a move to achieve those ever important suck-up points with my publisher, I now offer the following two blatantly capitalist, profit-motivated, and brownie point cultivating missives….. . . .
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December 05, 2009 06:23 AM EST --
Remember back in our childhoods just how long Christmas Eve nights seemed to be? I sure do. And I remember one in particular that’ll stay with me ‘til the day I die. The story behind it went . . .
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May 16, 2009 06:31 AM EDT --
( in no particular order)
1 . Newspapers -
Don't get me wrong, I think there will always be the reporting of news and newspapers, but I think their current mode of delivery - the "paper" . . .
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October 03, 2009 06:35 AM EDT --
The following is all real stuff…..
We actually had a guy in Juliette years ago who couldn’t tell whether or not his lawnmower was running. To alleviate his concern, he stuck one . . .
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