Tag: leaping gonads
member name: Ed Williams
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December 06, 2008 06:30 AM EST --
You slip up and mention out loud to a friend that you got pinged six times today!
You begin wondering just which of the avatars are real pictures, and which ones were taken a long time ago.
You . . .
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June 19, 2009 05:54 AM EDT --
I have a gripping tale of suspense for y'all today!
First, would y'all be amazed to know that I haven't even been here at Gather for the past week? It's true! A group of North Korean Communist sympathizers . . .
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October 17, 2009 06:31 AM EDT --
I’d be the first one to admit to that I don’t have a clue as to why I’m currently receiving the amount of views and comments that I am. It amazes me that over the past four or five weeks . . .
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February 07, 2009 06:48 AM EST --
Here at Gather, it seems that one of the most commonly seen/read laments involves members who receive poor ratings on their writings, videos, pictures, or whatever. Many times it's obvious that someone's . . .
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March 17, 2009 06:39 PM EDT --
Remember last week when I wrote that article about mayonnaise sandwiches? Remember I said that if I got some comments from fellow Gatherers telling me they'd actually eaten mayonnaise sandwiches that . . .
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April 14, 2009 06:49 PM EDT --
I know ya'll are gonna think I'm pulling your legs, but I swear on a stack of BTO CDs that I received the following email just a couple of days ago....
Ed,
I just wanted to drop you a . . .
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April 19, 2009 09:02 AM EDT --
Lately, I've been doing a lot of traveling in connection with my writing. The past three months alone I've driven to Sylva, North Carolina, Louisville, Kentucky, and Destin, Florida. Overall, . . .
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May 02, 2009 06:41 AM EDT --
(PLEASE DON'T READ THE FOLLOWING - WE HAVE EMBARRASSINGLY TOO MANY VIEWS AND COMMENTS AS IT IS! IT WENT TO NUMBER ONE MOST VIEWED ON GATHER 5/2/09 - CUT THAT STUFF OUT!)
Sometimes . . .
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July 18, 2009 06:33 AM EDT --
Damn the luck!
Well, let me go ahead and take that back. Much as I’d like to ascribe all this to luck or chance, the truth is that I did something yesterday morning I shouldn’t have done, . . .
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October 11, 2009 07:22 AM EDT --
Sometimes those of us of the male persuasion don’t like to admit things that we hold deep inside for fear that we’ll be made fun of. All of you men out there know exactly what I mean - if . . .
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October 18, 2009 06:28 AM EDT --
Well, for a million dollars I’d….
Paint a big pink flower on both cheeks of my ass and skip naked around the state capitol up in Atlanta while simultaneously singing heartfelt renditions . . .
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November 07, 2009 06:03 AM EST --
Y’all ever wonder why some people seem to have such a hard time finding gainful employment? Well, after reading this epistle you may better understand some of the reasons why. Today I’m going . . .
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November 08, 2009 06:32 AM EST --
I really do, I would be naked all the time if I could be - and here’s why:
1. My clothing bill would be a whole lot cheaper.
2. I think it’s healthy to let the “package” dangle . . .
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July 19, 2009 07:15 AM EDT --
(During the annual Christmas celebration at the Juliette Methodist Church, December 1972, as told by a 17 year old Ed Williams. We pick it up at this tender point...)
You total these two women up, . . .
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August 15, 2009 06:19 AM EDT --
Each of the past 23 years I’ve headed over to Tybee Island, Georgia for a few days of summer beach bummage. I love the ocean, the sounds, the smells, the truth is most everything about it is Elvis-like . . .
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January 03, 2009 05:53 AM EST --
Gotcha to look, didn't I?
I also hope I pulled y'all in enough to induce you to read a bit further. Actually, what I really wanted to talk about was a message that I received a few days ago . . .
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February 10, 2009 05:02 PM EST --
Before we get started today, let me tell y'all that what you're about to read here is the absolute truth. The absolute, unvarnished truth. I swear it on every one of my Elvis and BTO CDs. Now, . . .
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February 14, 2009 05:50 AM EST --
Someone sends my one group 87 pictures of themselves in basically the exact same poses over and over and over again.
I hear the term "pass it forward."
A Gatherer . . .
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February 21, 2009 05:52 AM EST --
This all started out so simply....
Last Wednesday I posted up an article here on Gather about how much I hate telephones. Just some personal opinions about them, nothing more. I was fortunate . . .
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March 03, 2009 05:24 PM EST --
I guess I should've figured something like this would happen one day. My son Will has been dating for the past few years and happened to be out on one this past Saturday night. I happened to be sitting . . .
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