Tag: shawn klush
member name: Ed Williams
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September 01, 2009 07:32 PM EDT --
In a move to achieve those ever important suck-up points with my publisher, I now offer the following two blatantly capitalist, profit-motivated, and brownie point cultivating missives….. . . .
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December 05, 2009 06:23 AM EST --
Remember back in our childhoods just how long Christmas Eve nights seemed to be? I sure do. And I remember one in particular that’ll stay with me ‘til the day I die. The story behind it went . . .
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June 19, 2009 05:54 AM EDT --
I have a gripping tale of suspense for y'all today!
First, would y'all be amazed to know that I haven't even been here at Gather for the past week? It's true! A group of North Korean Communist sympathizers . . .
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October 03, 2009 06:35 AM EDT --
The following is all real stuff…..
We actually had a guy in Juliette years ago who couldn’t tell whether or not his lawnmower was running. To alleviate his concern, he stuck one . . .
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October 17, 2009 06:31 AM EDT --
I’d be the first one to admit to that I don’t have a clue as to why I’m currently receiving the amount of views and comments that I am. It amazes me that over the past four or five weeks . . .
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November 23, 2009 08:29 AM EST --
Sometimes I think we really need to re-examine our logic...
A few weeks ago I was riding into downtown Macon with my good friend, Charlie Deaton. We’d been working together all morning at his . . .
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November 28, 2009 06:37 AM EST --
In no particular order of Christmas season suck-age…..
Fruitcakes! I hate fruitcakes! Heavy, fruit chunk-laden bricks of bread-y sludge that will stop you up and slow you down faster . . .
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November 29, 2009 07:40 AM EST --
And I’m serious – I am!
Don’t blame me for the idea, either. I actually got it from Gather and from Tom Gerace, our esteemed owner/founder. As background, I’ve noticed over the . . .
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December 06, 2009 08:21 AM EST --
What am I thankful for?
A glass of beer, a lusty whore?
Why I’m thankful for all of that and more,
Because my name is Ed.
A bowl of Atomic Fireballs is my friend,
Give me one, . . .
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July 18, 2009 06:33 AM EDT --
Damn the luck!
Well, let me go ahead and take that back. Much as I’d like to ascribe all this to luck or chance, the truth is that I did something yesterday morning I shouldn’t have done, . . .
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September 05, 2009 06:59 AM EDT --
I know it’s not the right thing to do, but you ever had something you just had to do, come hell or high water? This is one of those times for me, fellow Gatherites. And here’s why….. . . .
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September 20, 2009 06:47 AM EDT --
God, I’m almost embarrassed to write this article, as I’m really gonna be telling on myself in a major way…..
I have to do it, though. It’s too late for me to be rescued from . . .
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October 04, 2009 06:25 AM EDT --
God, ain’t it the truth?
Here’s what spurs the above – yesterday morning I logged onto Gather and saw at least six different articles in my feeds, all about the exact same political . . .
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October 11, 2009 07:22 AM EDT --
Sometimes those of us of the male persuasion don’t like to admit things that we hold deep inside for fear that we’ll be made fun of. All of you men out there know exactly what I mean - if . . .
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October 18, 2009 06:28 AM EDT --
Well, for a million dollars I’d….
Paint a big pink flower on both cheeks of my ass and skip naked around the state capitol up in Atlanta while simultaneously singing heartfelt renditions . . .
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October 31, 2009 06:05 AM EDT --
Some time ago, in a Southern city close by for some and yet far away for others, there lived a friend. Let’s say for our purposes today that his name was Bob. And Bob enjoyed a most marvelous and . . .
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November 01, 2009 05:26 AM EST --
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November 08, 2009 06:32 AM EST --
I really do, I would be naked all the time if I could be - and here’s why:
1. My clothing bill would be a whole lot cheaper.
2. I think it’s healthy to let the “package” dangle . . .
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August 15, 2009 06:19 AM EDT --
Each of the past 23 years I’ve headed over to Tybee Island, Georgia for a few days of summer beach bummage. I love the ocean, the sounds, the smells, the truth is most everything about it is Elvis-like . . .
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November 26, 2009 09:47 AM EST --
Right on Thanksgiving Day, Bethie has given me something else to be very thankful for, and that's another review of "ChristmaSin'!" Y'all can read it right here:
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977920722 . . .
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