Tag: southern outlaw author
member name: Ed Williams
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November 22, 2008 06:31 AM EST --
Last week I published an article here on Gather.com about the joys of growing bald, and I happened to mention at the end of it that I would soon be serenading y'all with an article about . . .
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December 06, 2008 06:30 AM EST --
You slip up and mention out loud to a friend that you got pinged six times today!
You begin wondering just which of the avatars are real pictures, and which ones were taken a long time ago.
You . . .
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January 31, 2009 05:48 AM EST --
Is that subtle or what?
With the answer being kinda obvious, let's sally right forth into today's discussion. I can remember way, way back, had to be around 1963 or so, watching TV one Saturday . . .
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May 24, 2009 06:55 AM EDT --
If someone asked me who the greatest cartoon character of all-time is, I'd have no doubt as to who I'd pick. Mickey Mouse? Well, he was great, but that high pitched voice of his got on my nerves pretty . . .
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September 01, 2009 07:32 PM EDT --
In a move to achieve those ever important suck-up points with my publisher, I now offer the following two blatantly capitalist, profit-motivated, and brownie point cultivating missives….. . . .
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November 17, 2009 03:58 PM EST --
Seems like every time I look up these days I see someone filling out one of these surveys that’s supposed to tell whoever reads it lots about you, or at least tells them things they don’t . . .
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December 05, 2009 06:23 AM EST --
Remember back in our childhoods just how long Christmas Eve nights seemed to be? I sure do. And I remember one in particular that’ll stay with me ‘til the day I die. The story behind it went . . .
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December 13, 2008 07:04 AM EST --
My boss was talking to me the other day, and in the course of our conversation he mentioned that he had just talked to an old friend who lived in Cackle Corner, Georgia. Naturally, I figured I was getting . . .
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December 17, 2008 06:12 AM EST --
Most of you who've ever read my writings know that I'm a son of the South. A proud son of the South. I enjoy living here, I enjoy writing here, I enjoy raising a little hell every now and . . .
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April 18, 2009 06:54 AM EDT --
Didja ever sometimes wonder if you must be goin' around with a target painted on your back or something?
I feel that way fairly often these days. And I'm not really down about it, just curious . . .
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May 16, 2009 06:31 AM EDT --
( in no particular order)
1 . Newspapers -
Don't get me wrong, I think there will always be the reporting of news and newspapers, but I think their current mode of delivery - the "paper" . . .
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June 19, 2009 05:54 AM EDT --
I have a gripping tale of suspense for y'all today!
First, would y'all be amazed to know that I haven't even been here at Gather for the past week? It's true! A group of North Korean Communist sympathizers . . .
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October 03, 2009 06:35 AM EDT --
The following is all real stuff…..
We actually had a guy in Juliette years ago who couldn’t tell whether or not his lawnmower was running. To alleviate his concern, he stuck one . . .
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October 17, 2009 06:31 AM EDT --
I’d be the first one to admit to that I don’t have a clue as to why I’m currently receiving the amount of views and comments that I am. It amazes me that over the past four or five weeks . . .
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November 02, 2009 05:55 AM EST --
The official webpage is:
www.ChristmaSinTheBook.com
And if y'all would consider ordering one, it would be much, much appreciated!
If you'd like a trade paperback copy, go here:
http://www.champagnebooks.com/books/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1_24&products_id=330 . . .
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November 23, 2009 08:29 AM EST --
Sometimes I think we really need to re-examine our logic...
A few weeks ago I was riding into downtown Macon with my good friend, Charlie Deaton. We’d been working together all morning at his . . .
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November 28, 2009 06:37 AM EST --
In no particular order of Christmas season suck-age…..
Fruitcakes! I hate fruitcakes! Heavy, fruit chunk-laden bricks of bread-y sludge that will stop you up and slow you down faster . . .
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November 29, 2009 07:40 AM EST --
And I’m serious – I am!
Don’t blame me for the idea, either. I actually got it from Gather and from Tom Gerace, our esteemed owner/founder. As background, I’ve noticed over the . . .
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December 06, 2009 08:21 AM EST --
What am I thankful for?
A glass of beer, a lusty whore?
Why I’m thankful for all of that and more,
Because my name is Ed.
A bowl of Atomic Fireballs is my friend,
Give me one, . . .
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December 12, 2009 06:29 AM EST --
Many, many thanks to everyone who commented and/or entered this contest. For Selene, Mandy, and Barb, it'll be an honor to send out your copies this coming Monday. And to everyone who commented here . . .
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